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Dear promoters

ridemybackNot one day passes without one of your boring emails.

I don’t give a shit about that exciting new band you’re trying to sell. I never cared enough to even download one kilobite of the promo crap you’re offering me. Your bands all stink, they’re all crap and they won’t get nowhere anyway, especially not with stupid wankers like you promoting them. When a band has won a contest or gets rave reviews, that means the band sucks shit. Nobody cares whether or not the singer is a best selling author, the bassist used to be in some other loser band or the drummer is a renowned painter. No, you will not re-invent guitar music and neither will be heard of you in the near future.
Go fuck yourselves, you stupid cunts.

I don’t want to recveive any other “special offer” or “pre-listening” horseshit. It all goes straight to the electronic trash can anyway, so save a tree or a frog or something by taking my name off your stinking mailing lists. Now.

Did you fucking get that?

(First posted on Sept. 1 2009. It’s time for a repost.)

33 Comments

  1. bacteria

    please start posting some of this stuff. should be a good laugh LOL

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    howardx Reply:

    i’ll second that. what could be better than having our comments be the first thing that comes up when you google one of these bands names? no doubt hilarity will ensue.

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 11:08 | Permalink
  2. Divi

    Yeah promotors, send your music to this yahoo instead, he’ll play anything

    http://www.myspace.com/legrisbi

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 11:35 | Permalink
  3. malfeitor

    I used to get that crap all the time. I wish that picture was of a band though- I’d really like to hear them.

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 14:26 | Permalink
  4. This guy really loves music, Divi :-p

    Malfeitor: The photo shows Peter KBD’s mom and me. Indeed we produce something like music when we’re together like this.

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 14:50 | Permalink
  5. I was happy after that night. And so was my mother! I just had to post that picture too :). Fun as hell? No fatty as hell.

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 15:45 | Permalink
  6. :D

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 16:03 | Permalink
  7. Tony

    No mercy for scum.

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 16:57 | Permalink
  8. jerome

    LOL great posting. I’m sure a lot of bloggers would love to have the attention you’re gettin

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 17:24 | Permalink
  9. Par

    I love a good book, what band had the author in the band? Was it Stryper and God?

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 18:08 | Permalink
  10. Do you want me to forward the latest drivel straight to you, Pär?

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 18:14 | Permalink
  11. Par

    yes thank you hallelujah

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 19:07 | Permalink
  12. RYan

    what a wonderful day it is

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 19:08 | Permalink
  13. gentleman bob

    I may not always like the music you’re pushing here but you sure earned yourself a place in my heart with this.

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 19:57 | Permalink
  14. Maikoholic

    Nice :-) :-)

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    Posted on 01-Sep-09 at 21:37 | Permalink
  15. Iakov

    There goes my dream of being a rock star….

    Dude, do you have Voivod’s Flawless Structure Demo?

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    Posted on 02-Sep-09 at 06:51 | Permalink
  16. It works! 24 hrs. passed and not one lousy promo mail!

    Nope, Lakov, don’t have the demo.

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    Posted on 02-Sep-09 at 08:07 | Permalink
  17. do you have Dios Hastio/The Futures split ? :P

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    Posted on 02-Sep-09 at 20:21 | Permalink
  18. PINK FLAMINGOS/HIATUS LIVE SPLIT I DEMAND! YOU FILTHY ROTTEN SCUM PUNX!

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    Posted on 03-Sep-09 at 08:20 | Permalink
  19. Hahaha, straight words! Are you angry?

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    Posted on 04-Sep-09 at 07:48 | Permalink
  20. Nikolas

    Yeah man!!!! Kick in the butt..
    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Posted on 09-Sep-09 at 11:11 | Permalink
  21. One of these slimeballs sent me some promo bullshit for some jerk band recently, claiming they were all frequent readers of goodbadmusic, haha. I replied by sending back the link to this little clearification post here and in reply, the fuckwad asked me if I get laid often enough. Haha, seems like I made myself clear for once. Fuck you, promoters – fuck you all. Fuck your shit bands and fuck your grandparents too. Get fucking lost, you pathetic losers.

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    Posted on 09-Sep-09 at 11:53 | Permalink
  22. Nikolas

    Fuck their whole universe, the motherfuckers….
    I spit in their water and i vomit on their food plates………….

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    Posted on 09-Sep-09 at 12:35 | Permalink
  23. I hope that comment wasn’t because of my crappy demo I sent you some time ago, haha.
    It must be annoying as fuck to get all these emails. I get the odd one every now and then and it bothers me I can’t imagine getting them on a regular basis.

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    Posted on 16-Sep-09 at 15:39 | Permalink
  24. No worries, Pancho – I don’t mind at all getting demos, it’s just these fucking promo newsletters from these asshole bands I loathe so much.

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    Posted on 16-Sep-09 at 16:03 | Permalink
  25. By the way: In the past month, I received exactly 5 promo mails which I immediately answered by sending back the link to this posting. The results were funny: Smart pr-people started swearing hahaha. This should encourage you fellow bloggers.

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    Posted on 15-Oct-09 at 20:16 | Permalink
  26. Dave G

    I agree 1000%. I hit the delete button whenever I receive a promo email from someone claiming to be a promoter or manager of a band that is looking for a review on my blog. Hell, if the best your manager can do is get me to review your band then you really must suck.

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    Posted on 05-Jun-12 at 18:39 | Permalink
  27. Vince

    How about making a review on promoteurs supporting shitty bands no one will ever care about??

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    Posted on 06-Jun-12 at 13:57 | Permalink
  28. Uncle Thulsa

    infidel defilers, they should all drown in lakes of blood…

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    Posted on 08-Jun-12 at 00:04 | Permalink
  29. AndySixxBitches

    If a new band hires a promoter, that means there music is too shitty to get attention on it’s own.

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    Posted on 12-Jun-12 at 06:02 | Permalink
  30. Aylmer

    Pretty much made my day. Fucking rad.

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    Posted on 16-Jun-12 at 10:44 | Permalink
  31. phil

    So fucking true. Same goes for so-called literature.

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    Posted on 19-Jun-12 at 18:25 | Permalink
  32. thomas

    Why the universe needs MEGAWIMP:

    “Woraus die Dunkle Materie besteht, die vermutlich etwa ein Viertel des Alls ausfüllt, beschäftigt auch die Teilchenphysiker am CERN. Gesucht wird ein Teilchen, das nur über die Schwerkraft wechselwirkt. Heißester Kandidat für so ein „Super-WIMP“ ist ein SUSY-Teilchen, dessen Entdeckung allerdings aussteht.”

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    Posted on 13-Jul-12 at 19:48 | Permalink
  33. Thanks for this posting. Remember what the goal of real punkrock / hardcore is?

    Killing the music industry!

    F.O.A.D. all you fucking, self righteous promopiggies!

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    Posted on 25-Jul-12 at 02:54 | Permalink

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