Not one day passes without one of your boring emails.
I don’t give a shit about that exciting new band you’re trying to sell. I never cared enough to even download one kilobite of the promo crap you’re offering me. Your bands all stink, they’re all crap and they won’t get nowhere anyway, especially not with stupid wankers like you promoting them. When a band has won a contest or gets rave reviews, that means the band sucks shit. Nobody cares whether or not the singer is a best selling author, the bassist used to be in some other loser band or the drummer is a renowned painter. No, you will not re-invent guitar music and neither will be heard of you in the near future.
Go fuck yourselves, you stupid cunts.
I don’t want to recveive any other “special offer” or “pre-listening” horseshit. It all goes straight to the electronic trash can anyway, so save a tree or a frog or something by taking my name off your stinking mailing lists. Now.
Did you fucking get that?
(First posted on Sept. 1 2009. It’s time for a repost.)
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please start posting some of this stuff. should be a good laugh LOL
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howardx Reply:
June 5th, 2012 at 20:25
i’ll second that. what could be better than having our comments be the first thing that comes up when you google one of these bands names? no doubt hilarity will ensue.
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Yeah promotors, send your music to this yahoo instead, he’ll play anything
http://www.myspace.com/legrisbi
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I used to get that crap all the time. I wish that picture was of a band though- I’d really like to hear them.
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This guy really loves music, Divi :-p
Malfeitor: The photo shows Peter KBD’s mom and me. Indeed we produce something like music when we’re together like this.
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I was happy after that night. And so was my mother! I just had to post that picture too
. Fun as hell? No fatty as hell.
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No mercy for scum.
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LOL great posting. I’m sure a lot of bloggers would love to have the attention you’re gettin
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I love a good book, what band had the author in the band? Was it Stryper and God?
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Do you want me to forward the latest drivel straight to you, Pär?
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yes thank you hallelujah
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what a wonderful day it is
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I may not always like the music you’re pushing here but you sure earned yourself a place in my heart with this.
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Nice
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There goes my dream of being a rock star….
Dude, do you have Voivod’s Flawless Structure Demo?
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It works! 24 hrs. passed and not one lousy promo mail!
Nope, Lakov, don’t have the demo.
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do you have Dios Hastio/The Futures split ?
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PINK FLAMINGOS/HIATUS LIVE SPLIT I DEMAND! YOU FILTHY ROTTEN SCUM PUNX!
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Hahaha, straight words! Are you angry?
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Yeah man!!!! Kick in the butt..
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One of these slimeballs sent me some promo bullshit for some jerk band recently, claiming they were all frequent readers of goodbadmusic, haha. I replied by sending back the link to this little clearification post here and in reply, the fuckwad asked me if I get laid often enough. Haha, seems like I made myself clear for once. Fuck you, promoters – fuck you all. Fuck your shit bands and fuck your grandparents too. Get fucking lost, you pathetic losers.
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Fuck their whole universe, the motherfuckers….
I spit in their water and i vomit on their food plates………….
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I hope that comment wasn’t because of my crappy demo I sent you some time ago, haha.
It must be annoying as fuck to get all these emails. I get the odd one every now and then and it bothers me I can’t imagine getting them on a regular basis.
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No worries, Pancho – I don’t mind at all getting demos, it’s just these fucking promo newsletters from these asshole bands I loathe so much.
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By the way: In the past month, I received exactly 5 promo mails which I immediately answered by sending back the link to this posting. The results were funny: Smart pr-people started swearing hahaha. This should encourage you fellow bloggers.
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I agree 1000%. I hit the delete button whenever I receive a promo email from someone claiming to be a promoter or manager of a band that is looking for a review on my blog. Hell, if the best your manager can do is get me to review your band then you really must suck.
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How about making a review on promoteurs supporting shitty bands no one will ever care about??
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infidel defilers, they should all drown in lakes of blood…
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If a new band hires a promoter, that means there music is too shitty to get attention on it’s own.
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Pretty much made my day. Fucking rad.
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So fucking true. Same goes for so-called literature.
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Why the universe needs MEGAWIMP:
“Woraus die Dunkle Materie besteht, die vermutlich etwa ein Viertel des Alls ausfüllt, beschäftigt auch die Teilchenphysiker am CERN. Gesucht wird ein Teilchen, das nur über die Schwerkraft wechselwirkt. Heißester Kandidat für so ein „Super-WIMP“ ist ein SUSY-Teilchen, dessen Entdeckung allerdings aussteht.”
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Thanks for this posting. Remember what the goal of real punkrock / hardcore is?
Killing the music industry!
F.O.A.D. all you fucking, self righteous promopiggies!
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