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ART- The only Record in the World 7"EP (selfproduced, USA, 1980)

“One must make sacrifices for ART”, it says on the backcover – and yes, this is art, ART, ARRRTTTTT. And what is Punk? Punk is playing against your audience – and this is ART! Fuck yeah!!

On the b-side of this slab, you’ll find two songs mixed onto one channel. On the left, you’ll hear two songs: First off “Give me nuclear Power”, followed by “I don’t wanna hold your Hand (I just wanna beat you up)”. Simultaneously, the right channel plays what’s described as: “ART gets thrown off the Stage while playing for the Yippies”.
ART was Mykel Board’s project. They put out 2 7″s and an LP, then the band morphed into ARTLESS which weren’t half as good but had a whole bunch of releases. Mykel Board was notorious for his provocative rantings in his monthly MRR column “You’re wrong”. He basically tried (successfully) to piss off every- and anybody, his main target being liberals and conservatives while giving the left- and right-extremists shit at the same time. It was funny until it wasn’t. By the end of the 80s I for my part got a bit tired with it. This record on the other hand is timeless. It makes me shit my pants. “We’re all boat people” – ’nuff said!

Ready?

Funny People with ugly Hairdos.mp3
Channel 1: Give me nuclear Power / I don’t wanna hold your hand (I just wanna beat you up); Channel 2: Art gets thrown offf the Stage while playing for the Yippies.mp3

8 Comments

  1. hc81

    That’s what’s great about your blog: One wouldn’t find such a record among HC and KBD stuff elsewhere. Congrats!

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    Posted on 22-Aug-06 at 11:50 | Permalink
  2. rich

    you big freak, this is great

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    Posted on 22-Aug-06 at 16:09 | Permalink
  3. E.

    :-) It is, isn’t it!

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    Posted on 23-Aug-06 at 00:21 | Permalink
  4. E.

    You’re welcome, no more! It really surprises me to see people dig this kind of stufff. I will post some more weird (though totally different) stuff very soon.

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    Posted on 23-Aug-06 at 10:15 | Permalink
  5. Mykel Board

    Thanks for putting this up. I guess it might lose me a few cents from itunes, but this version is actually more complete than the one on itunes.

    For complete-ists, there is an ART tune on the YOU’LL HATE THIS RECORD RECORD, as well as one of two tunes on a split 7″ with GG Allin.

    Mykel Board
    me@mykelboard.com

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    Mykel Board Reply:

    Oh, I forgot to mention. The title is a little off. It’s UGLY PEOPLE WITH FANCY HAIRDOS, not FUNNY people…

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    Posted on 26-Nov-06 at 10:58 | Permalink
  6. Erich

    Thanks Mykel! Best to you.

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    Posted on 26-Nov-06 at 12:11 | Permalink
  7. LoveMakesmeSick

    The mp3s don’t seem to work and the comments are oh so good. Please fix them. I’d appreciate it so much. :)

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    Posted on 17-Dec-06 at 02:31 | Permalink
  8. Dave

    I had a college radio show in the 80′s called, Scheduled Fallout”… the most requested song we ever played was Funny People with ugly Hairdos. The link is broken. I would love to hear it again. Any way that you can get it back up?

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    Posted on 06-Nov-09 at 21:43 | Permalink

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