Good bad Music for bad, bad Times!

DIAMOND HEAD- Sweet & Innocent 7″ (Media Records, UK, 1980)

This was the 2nd 7″ by DIAMOND HEAD, released almost immediately after the debut (which will get posted here soon!). Plain and simple: A perfect record. The slower version (compared to the album take) of “Sweet & innocent” just plain rocks and the b-side has one very interesting and kinda odd guitar solo to boot.

DIAMOND HEAD, often reduced to the emblematic “Am I evi?” song and made popular through METALLICA first copying and then covering them, were one of the highlights in the young NWOBHM-sensation, but quickly fell into the depths of wimpdom (I still cannot decide whether or not I like “Borrowed Time”).

You can find this and the first one almost constantly for a bargain on ebay.co.uk. I remember how highly we valued this and the first one in our trading days in the early 80s. There must have been thousands and thousands pressed of them, methinks, for the UK-market exclusively.

Sweet & innocent.mp3
Streets of Gold.mp3

THE GERMS- Lions Share Bootleg LP (Ghost ‘o Darb Recordings / Lager Rhythms, USA, 1988)

The infamous GERMS bootleg LP, rumored having been released by some ex-member of the group. Whether or not this is true (please share your information in the comments section), what’s most remarkable about this LP is that it was not only the first time for the complete “Cruisin’”-session to appear on vinyl – it also has a much better sounding version of the band’s final gig on the flip, compared to the rather crappy sounding one on the Germs Anthology CD. I had recently downloaded it and was kinda puzzled to hear how careless it’s made. Like the folks over at KBD said, it sounds all crappy, muffled. A loveless piece of work and not worth the money. Somebody should re-release at least the epochal “GI”-album in a proper manner.
All five studio tracks captured on “Lion’s Share” are exceptional, but most exceptional is “Not all right”, which is disturbing, kaputt and grandiose.

So here’s the “Lion’s Share” bootleg for you to download. Yes, I think one should go crazy about this, it’s quite simply documenting one of the finest Hardcore Punk bands ever at their peek. Imagine what (different) beast the GERMS could have turned into, if not ….
More GERMS here and here.

THE FARTZ- Because this fucking World stinks … 7″EP (Fartz Records, USA, 1981)

Man, I just blasted a radio show from 1982. I found it on the great “More than a Witness”-Blog and it hit me like a brick: I suddenly found myself in a state of euphoria. The music cranked up loud, the adrenaline was rushing through my blood and I had the overwhelming feeling of going berserk in my mind (wild and chaotic streams of pictures, sentences, colors – a fucking rush!). That’s how I felt about Hardcore in the first half of the 80s, when everything was fresh and happening at this very time. Radio shows seem to capture the spirit of the times so perfectly. The quality is raw, the moderation hectic and “unprofessional” yet affected and the music hits you like a fucking freight train. Yes, Hardcore was the final, the ultimate, the most radical form of musical teenage rebellion – for as long as it wasn’t pressed into stereotypes. Although bits and pieces of it have been sucked up by the industry and regardless of the complete destruction of Hardcore through the global militia of right wing, religious, middle class, animal loving assholes in the second half of the 80s – Hardcore has kept much of its rebellious power that jumps at you (sometimes). It’s not domesticable (well, as a matter of fact, let’s just pretend it weren’t. That alone would help!).
And which band came to mind almost immediately when I thought of how to pin down this moment of mine on the blog? THE FARTZ – we all know them and yet they seem to get a bit overlooked. Why is that? Or am I wrong and it only appears to me that they’re overlooked when in fact they are fully appreciated? Anyway – this first EP rips shit up like it did almost 30 years ago. “Waste no Time” is one of the immortals of Hardcore and when the characteristic counting in by the drummer begins (perfectioned on the 12″), I have goose bumps all over my alabaster body.
Speaking of the 12″ (“World full of Hate”): It was even harsher, of, say, RATTUS-like wall-of-sound-quality (I mean the second Rattus 12er), but all in all, this EP does it more for me. Raw, brutal, aggressive as fuck. The trillion of retro bands that keep infesting the world since more than 20 fucking years now can all eat their own shit – they will never ever even get close to the brilliance and emergency of a band like FARTZ. I know, my prayer mill is on again, haha, but what can I do gawddammit.
This is the original version of “Because this fucking World stinks”. Before Alternative Tentacles re-released it in 1983 (not sure about the date though, could’ve been 82), the band had released the EP on its own label. It has a different mastering job and a thin paper sleeve and if you don’t have it any form, go buy the official re-releases of THE FARTZ, don’t just download.

Fuck art, let’s Fartz! Or in my own words: Fuckshitupism NOW!

You got a Brain.mp3
How long.mp3
No Wordz.mp3
Campaign Speech.mp3
Waste no time.mp3
Congame.mp3
Idiots Rule.mp3
War.mp3
F.A.L.F.mp3

FALSE PROPHETS- s/t 7″EP (Wornout Brothers, USA, 1981)

Just today, I was telling Peter from the KBD blog that I would be ripping the first EP by NYC’s FALSE PROPHETS today. “Great”, he said, “I wanted to hear it for a long time.” I told him not to expect too much, because it frankly ain’t one record that sticks to my turntable. In fact, I don’t think I’ve had it there only once this millenium. What a mistake! It’s weird how sometimes records like this one get forgotten – not only in a larger context, but also in my own record collection. In the 80s and during the first years of the 90s, I was madly in love with FALSE PROPHETS’ brillant debut album. I played it up and down, up and down, as well as the 2nd 7″ (which you’ll find here) and also the 2nd LP. This debut EP somehow disappeared from my personal radar.
So when I ripped the three songs, I was very surprised. How great is this?! As I’ve written in 2006, when I had posted the following 7″, FALSE PROPHETS on the debut of theirs hadn’t developed the perfection of the 1984 LP, but the shape of things to come already shines through brightly. In fact, one might say that these raw, sloppy tracks ( free of the sometimes heavy pathos of the later FP) sound in fact even better. Not that I would agree though; as said before, I happen to totally adore the first LP and the keyboard-ridden 2nd 7″, but these three songs have so much charme that I don’t think I’m going to listen to anything else for the rest of today.
If anybody happens to have a good quality scan of the lyric insert, please send it in. I couldn’t find mine anymore (I sometimes mix up inserts and even records when I’m drunk, haha).
This one goes out especially to KBD-Peter – and every other wornout brother everywhere.

Blind Obedience.mp3
Overkill.mp3
Royal Slime.mp3

AC/DC- Electric Shock Double LP Bootleg (WLS Records, UK, 1980)

Today is the 30th anniversary of Bon Scott’s death. You can read more about AC/DC and me here and here and especially here.

One of my fave AC/DC bootlegs is “Electric Shock” (although side three tends to be a bit lengthy with its two versions of “Rocker”). It was one of the earliest AC/DC boots and although I don’t play these vinyl bootlegs too often these days, they have kept much of their mystical aura from when I was young. In like 1979, AC/DC got really popular with the release of “Highway to Hell” and you had a lot of kids wearing band shirts, patches, buttons. More often, you’d see handmade AC/DC logos  in the craziest colors everywhere where you could draw upon with a pen – school bags, shirts, jackets of all sorts and such, some drawn very accurately while others looked like coming from the trembling hands of a 9 years old spasmo (which in some cases was of a rather amusing diligency too). I too began to feel that certain drive in me which pushed me further into the lands of fandom: I didn’t want to be just another teenage music fan, that wasn’t enough for me. Even as a kid, I had always suspected others to be trendies in their life style and it beats me where this rigorousness came from. It was simply there and hunting and buying vinyl bootlegs was one of the marking points for becoming a “true fan” (I know, it sounds silly, but that’s how I remember it to be). The mullet heads, the rednecks and idiots would never buy a bootleg: The quality was too bad, the price to high and hell, it was just too much work to get one of these albums and maybe in the end, the music wasn’t that important at all.
Bootlegs were expensive and hard to find. Some shops were said to be legally pursued for selling bootlegs and whether it was a fact or not, only few of them would carry boots in stock. In some cases, you’d go up to the cashier and ask if they had bootlegs on sale and if you were a regular visitor, they’d eventually pull out a small box full of these plastic diamonds from under the table. It was like the clouds vanished from the sky and fanfares sounded. “May I?” was the key to the paradise and was it granted, you’d hastily flip thorough maybe two or three dozen bootleg LPs, most likely from big acts like Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin or Deep Purple, but I also remember a pretty early Siouxsie & the Banshees LP (which I bought in 1982; I still have the receipt for it, haha) or a Damned live boot. And of course AC/DC pirate vinyl.
“Electric Shock” was one I did not find in a shop. There was this guy, maybe 10 years older than me, who had a reputation for being physically strong and thus playing a leading role in the scene. Guido, that’s his name, had taken me under his wing.  I often skipped school these days and sometimes, I’d walk the two or three miles down to the place where he lived. If he wasn’t home, I knew where the keys where hid. He had allowed me to enter his flat at any time and that’s what I sometimes did. I took a sip from a half empty whisky bottle, played a record, put the feet on the table and it just felt like heaven. It was a safe harbor: No parents, no teachers or cops and no bully boys. Some of the other older guys gave me a hard time, including his brother who you’d often see with a black eye which he carried like a medal. He scared the shit out of me, but I was of a fragile recklessness that made me endure the beatings and humiliating and that’s what probably made Guido keep an eye on me. He made sure things didn’t get out of hand. Two or three times he visited me at home to my great pride and my mom just loved him with his self made tattoos all over (like eagles and such – you get the picture). One time, he brought me this copy of “Electric Shock”: He knew I was totally obsessed with it ever since I had seen it at his place so he just thought, what the hell, and gave it to me.

Oops, sorry for the jabbering. During the ripping of the vinyl, all sort of pictures and recollections arose and the stream carried me away, but before it gets too pathetic, I take a break here (and maybe will continue next year same time).

Download the complete “Electric Shock” bootleg here (for a limited time only). It’s a sampler of various live recordings from 1976 to 1979. Some of the sources have since re-appeared in full and better quality on numerous bootlegs.
If you like this, do yourself a favor and get the bootleg (and if you say, “what, paying over 100$ for a record??” then go and fuck yourself). The internet has made it so easy, so take your chance. Methinks, there’s nothing like a vinyl bootleg from the 70s or 80s. The materiality of these old pieces is often phenomenal; pure fetishism. False labels (indicating a different band, like in this case), cheap printing, glued on paper and the smell of thirty years of sitting somewhere probably not too clean and tidy. Wonderful.
Oh yeah, before I forget: “Electric Shock” has been repressed a couple times. The original first press has blue labels (it says “Hopscotch Music” on them, presenting “The Aerobics live in concert”).

AGENT ORANGE- VD. Hello Boy Friend, coming MY Way? 7″EP (New Wave Records, France, 1984)

Rule of thumb numba one when it comes to music: Good people make good music; rednecks make great music.
Holland’s AGENT ORANGE with their second and final EP. Steamroller Hardcore Metal Punk at its most intense. Hit after hit until the final track, “Kill the Police”, makes you wanna go around and hug and kiss coppers till they’re blue in the face.

Find the monstrous first 7″EP, the euro equivalent to bands like THE WORST or CHRONIC SICK, here.

PS: Couldn’t take a good photo from the hilarious band picture from the inside of the fold out cover. Will add this tomorrow.

Herpes.mp3
KKK.mp3
Dope.mp3
Kill the Police.mp3

FEAR OF GOD- Live at Fri-Son, Fribourg, 1/10/1988 Video

Out of the blue, a video of my old band FEAR OF GOD’s second last show surfaces. I didn’t know this existed until recently and now, I’m watching it the first time myself. What can I say. The soundboard recording of this show was released on the “As Statues Fell” Mini-LP and I always felt that the band was at its climax around that time. Dark, brutal and aggressive, though the kids filming were having a good laugh, obviously.

You can download the entire show here.

Check out the site, it has more videos recorded live in Switzerland, from SAINT VITUS, SLAYER, NAPALM DEATH, YOUNG GODS or MORBID ANGEL to GORE and DOUGHBOYS etc. Great stuff!

BUZZCOCKS- Orgasm Addict 7″ (UAR, UK, 1977)

Following Martin’s example, I too simply post a well known debut by a world famous band (well, lets say it was the 2nd debut by the BUZZCOCKS, after the “Spiral Scratch” 7″). The BUZZCOCKS were, as you know, the inventors of the d-beat. Apart from that, they were one of my fave first generation Punk bands. “Orgasm Addict” is ze best song they ever wrote and pays tribute to the “habit that sticks”. You can see the cum stains on the front cover of my copy of this wonderful 7″.

Whatever happened to?.mp3
Orgasm Addict.mp3

CRASH COURSE- s/t 7″EP (selfproduced, Switzerland, 1982)

Switzerland hardly had mentionable Hardcore bands in the first half of the 80s and not even half of them eventually released any trace of vinyl. CRASH COURSE from the city of Biel were one of the very few groups with an EP and a decisive HC sound, much inspired by the mass of rather stereotype UK bands. This four tracker, recorded at the same studio as the so-so DEBILS LP, however has its moments with “Television” being a minor hit. Rumor has it that there’s an unreleased LP from 1983 by CRASH COURSE, maybe somebody has more to tell about this.

Enjoy.

Wanna be like you.mp3
Partisans.mp3
Break down the Walls.mp3
Television.mp3

JERK WARD- Too young to thrash 12″EP (Supreme Echo, Canada, 2009)

Canada’s JERK WARD were one of these almost legendary local bands of the early 80s who never released vinyl, but had a reputation among tape traders. Jason Flower (formerly of DEMENTIA and MEXICAN POWER AUTHORITY) once again unearths one of these treasures. Before trying to hard to find my own words, let me just copypaste the promo text from Jason’s own hand:

«Jerk Ward officially formed September 1982 as a young teen trio consisting of Randy Long – bass/vocals, Stephen McBean – guitar/vocals, and John London – drums. Making noise together since late 1980, their earliest anthems included “Kill the Pongos”, “Nana Mouskouri Sings Punk Rock”, and their cult-hit “UFO”. The boys soon befriended local hardcore group the Neos, propelling them to play faster, shorter, and better as they progressed.
Spring ‘83 the group recorded unique rehearsal tapes for people who’d mailed them tapes, followed by a summer session for the BYO Victoria compilation tape, and by September they played their first show alongside Dischord recording artists Scream. At the show they met Julian, the only person they knew who had one of their mailorder rehearsal tapes. With Randy taking on lead vocals, Julian joined on bass and they played their first gig as a quartet November ‘83. Their first official demo, “Inside My Head” was recorded by Neos guitarist Steve Bailey and circulated in very small numbers, with one copy even receiving a positive review by Tim Yohannon in Maximum Rock n Roll Magazine.
Returning to the Bailey basement in April ‘84, they recorded the now legendary “Flesh & Bones” demo. Kev Smith and Steve Bailey (ex-Neos) had spent most of the previous winter making basement recordings and subsequently had guest appearances on the “Flesh & Bones” session. At the end of May, John and Kev formed the band Sludge Confrontations, debuting with Jerk Ward on June of ‘84, which would also be Randy’s final show with the group.
Having two solid years of growth behind them, Jerk Ward folded in summer of ‘84 after a gig as a trio in Vancouver and a final show in Steve Bailey’s basement. Bed-tracks to a final recording session were done during the day of their final show, however vocals were never recorded. Some of the songs later resurfaced with overdubbed parts by Steve and Kev on the basement studio project Harvest of Seaweed.
Randy was tragically shot dead by a policeman during a domestic dispute in 1990. Likewise, bass player Julian sadly commited suicide in the mid-90’s. John most recently played drums for local punk’n'roll group Budokan…Kev plays in Mexican Power Authority…and Stephen presently resides in Vancouver playing with Black Mountain, Pink Mountaintops, and Older Skull.»

Great hi-energy thrash, much in the vein of NEOS and guaranteed to make you jump around all day long! Make sure you get yourself a copy of this limited edition 12er. It’s 25$ p.p. (worldwide). ust click the Paypal-button below of get in touch with Jason (link above).

Here are five of the 17 songs:

U.F.O.mp3
Flesh & Bones.mp3
Major Threat Pt. II
F.U. Quincy.mp3
Kill the Pongos.mp3

Note from 13. February 2010: Jason asked me to take down the complete blog post due to the nastiness in the comments section. I’ve taken down the mp3 files, but at this point, I’m not going to remove the whole entry. I made it a policy to let through practically everything, except for blatant racism, death threats and such. I do not feel this post has gone too far until now to justify such a radical action. Anyway, if you attack somebody personally, please at least have the courage not to hide into anonymity.